Because I don't have anything interesting to post.
 

I die a little on the inside everytime I see things like THIS in MY local NEWSPAPER:

 

What, did the Chinese write that too? Using a really bad translator? 

Scanned from the morning newspaper for your viewing displeasure.

 
x-posted to grammar_nazis

Every once in a while, I run into something very strange on YouTube. But this is just exceptionally weird. This is a Japanese video that teaches what to do when you are being robbed by engish-speaking men. Combined with a language lesson and some kind of bizarre workout. What? You really, really got to see for yourself:

 
I know I couldn't stop laughing.